Do I Have Tenure?

The Boyfriend: You were listed as "PRINCESS AWESOME" on my IM list for a long time, so I've changed it to something more appropriate.
The Bird: But what could be more appropriate than Princess Awesome!?!?
The Boyfriend: How about Professor Fitzgerald Smellbottom?
The Bird: Fitzgerald Smellbottom, eh? Do I teach at P.U. !!!!
The Boyfriend: Hehehehe.
The Bird: That was a good one!
The Boyfriend: Way to TOOT your own horn.