Thursday, October 2, 2008

My Brain Hurts

Just now, via IM:

The Boyfriend: Watch this and cry with saddness.
The Bird: [Watches the video - another installment of Couric vs Palin on CBS].
The Bird: Oh God...
The Boyfriend: It's like an abortion! On a trainwreck! By a retarded person! It makes my brain hurt.
The Bird: She is so awful it takes my breath away.
The Boyfriend: What do you think they are doing to prep her?
The Bird: I don't know. Putting in fresh batteries?

Earlier, at home, we were less trenchant, though no less witty:

The Boyfriend: Hey, you're wearing blue socks!
The Bird: It's true.
The Boyfriend: It looks like you stepped in a smurf!

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